13 Quotes from Let’s Pretend This Never Happened book by Jenny Lawson

Hello. Here is a list of 13 quotes that I liked and saved while reading Let’s Pretend This Never Happened book by Jenny Lawson. I hope you will like them too. By the way, I am Deepak Kundu, an avid book reader, quotes collector and blogger.

Let’s Pretend This Never Happened Quotes

  • It’s very disconcerting when people who’ve been inside your vagina don’t acknowledge your existence.Quote from Let’s Pretend This Never Happened book by Jenny Lawson
  • When you’re surrounded by other people who are just as poor as you are, life doesn’t seem all that weird.Quote from Let’s Pretend This Never Happened book by Jenny Lawson
  • You should accept who you are, flaws and all, because if you try to be someone you aren’t, then eventually some turkey is going to shit all over your well-crafted fa├žade, so you might as well save yourself the effort and enjoy your zombie books.Quote from Let’s Pretend This Never Happened book by Jenny Lawson
  • Pretty much everyone hates high school. It’s a measure of your humanity, I suspect. If you enjoyed high school, you were probably a psychopath or a cheerleader. Or possibly both.Quote from Let’s Pretend This Never Happened book by Jenny Lawson
  • I’ve tried to block out the memory of my high school years, but no matter how hard you try to ignore it, it’s always with you, like an unwanted hitchhiker. Or herpes.Quote from Let’s Pretend This Never Happened book by Jenny Lawson
  • High school is life’s way of giving you a record low to judge the rest of your life by.Quote from Let’s Pretend This Never Happened book by Jenny Lawson
  • Choosing to work in HR is like choosing to work in the complaint department of hell, except way more frustrating, because at least in hell you’d be able to agree that that Satan is a real dick-wagon without having to toe the company line.Quote from Let’s Pretend This Never Happened book by Jenny Lawson
  • I’ve never really liked girls. I realize this is stereotypical and hypocritical, since I am one myself, but to be fair, I probably wouldn’t choose to hang out with myself if given the option. It’s always been this way.Quote from Let’s Pretend This Never Happened book by Jenny Lawson
  • A friend is someone who knows where all your bodies are buried. Because they’re the ones who helped you put them there. And sometimes, if you’re really lucky, they help you dig them back up.Quote from Let’s Pretend This Never Happened book by Jenny Lawson
  • Some days are good, and some days are bad, and some days are the days you get a dead dog in the mail. They can’t all be winners.Quote from Let’s Pretend This Never Happened book by Jenny Lawson
  • I’m nothing like my father. Honestly, when it comes right down to it, I’m not really like anyone.Quote from Let’s Pretend This Never Happened book by Jenny Lawson
  • All the terrible parts of my life, the embarrassing parts, the incidents I wanted to pretend never happened, and the things that make me “weird” and “different,” were actually the most important parts of my life. They were the parts that made me me.Quote from Let’s Pretend This Never Happened book by Jenny Lawson
  • You are defined not by life’s imperfect moments, but by your reaction to them. Because there is joy in embracing – rather than running screaming from – the utter absurdity of life.Quote from Let’s Pretend This Never Happened book by Jenny Lawson