Hello. Here is a list of 21 quotes that I liked and saved while reading The Mating Season book by P. G. Wodehouse. I hope you will like them too. By the way, I am Deepak Kundu, an avid book reader, quotes collector and blogger.
The Mating Season Quotes
- In this life it is not aunts that matter but the courage which one brings to them. – Quote from The Mating Season book by P. G. Wodehouse
- There seems to be a lot of low-spiritedness kicking about these days. – Quote from The Mating Season book by P. G. Wodehouse
- Nobody can call Bertram Wooster a fussy man, but there are moments when he feels he has to take a firm stand. – Quote from The Mating Season book by P. G. Wodehouse
- I am told by those who know that there are six varieties of hangover – the Broken Compass, the Sewing Machine, the Comet, the Atomic, the Cement Mixer and the Gremlin Boogie. – Quote from The Mating Season book by P. G. Wodehouse
- The Woosters do not bandy a woman’s name. Nor, for the matter of that, do the Jeeveses. – Quote from The Mating Season book by P. G. Wodehouse
- Whenever there is a job to be taken on of a kind calculated to make Humanity shudder, the cry goes up “Let Wooster do it”. I’m not complaining, I’m just mentioning it. – Quote from The Mating Season book by P. G. Wodehouse
- How sharper than a serpent’s tooth, I remember Jeeves saying once, it is to have a thankless child, and it isn’t a dashed sight better having a thankless aunt. – Quote from The Mating Season book by P. G. Wodehouse
- It’s curious how, looking back, you can nearly always spot where you went wrong in any binge or enterprise. – Quote from The Mating Season book by P. G. Wodehouse
- I have said it before, and I will say it again, all magistrates are asses. Show me a magistrate and I will show you a fathead. – Quote from The Mating Season book by P. G. Wodehouse
- The cheers of the multitude frequently act like a powerful drug upon young gentlemen with inferiority complexes. – Quote from The Mating Season book by P. G. Wodehouse
- It has been well said of Bertram Wooster that though he may sink onto rustic benches and for a while give the impression of being licked to a custard, the old spirit will always come surging back sooner or later. – Quote from The Mating Season book by P. G. Wodehouse
- I don’t know what your experience has been, but mine is that there is very little percentage in having a weight lifted off your mind, because the first thing you know another, probably a dashed sight heavier, is immediately shoved on. It would appear to be a game you can’t beat. – Quote from The Mating Season book by P. G. Wodehouse
- It’s curious how, when you’re in love, you yearn to go about doing acts of kindness to everybody. – Quote from The Mating Season book by P. G. Wodehouse
- I have always found it difficult to think of just the right come-back when people say ‘Oh, Bertie!’ to me. – Quote from The Mating Season book by P. G. Wodehouse
- You probably consider that you are being broad-minded, but you want to be careful how you let that so-called broad-mindedness grow on you. It is apt to become mere moral myopia. – Quote from The Mating Season book by P. G. Wodehouse
- When you are slated to go over Niagara Falls in a barrel, the idea of getting a kindly friend to take your place is always an attractive one; the only thing that restrains you, as a rule, from making the switch being the thought that it is a bit tough on the kindly f. – Quote from The Mating Season book by P. G. Wodehouse
- While there is life, there is hope, sir. – Quote from The Mating Season book by P. G. Wodehouse
- Police constables are not built for speed. Where you catch them at their best is standing on street corners saying ‘Pass along there’. – Quote from The Mating Season book by P. G. Wodehouse
- It’s the most extraordinary sensation, swaying a fairly vast audience. It does something to you. It fills you with a sense of power. It makes you feel that you’re a pretty hot number and that you aren’t going to stand any nonsense from anyone. – Quote from The Mating Season book by P. G. Wodehouse
- There are few things more sickening for a mother than to learn that her only child has eloped with a man whom she has always regarded as a blot on the species. – Quote from The Mating Season book by P. G. Wodehouse
- If there is one thing that is the dish of the decent-minded man, it is seeing misunderstanding between loving hearts cleared up, especially in the springtime. – Quote from The Mating Season book by P. G. Wodehouse