Ninety percent of most magic merely consists of knowing one extra fact.

- from Night Watch book by Terry Pratchett

I'm a crook. And the best part is, it's even easier to be a crook when no one knows you're a crook, haha.

- from Night Watch book by Terry Pratchett

I've met a few incorruptible men. They tend to die horrible deaths.

- from Night Watch book by Terry Pratchett