All teenagers are a nightmare. And girls are worse.

- from The Paper Palace book by Miranda Cowley Heller

There are two things in life you never regret - a baby and a swim.

- from The Paper Palace book by Miranda Cowley Heller

I just don't believe in psychiatry. As far as I can tell, the only thing it's good for is making children blame their parents for everything that's ever gone wrong in their lives.

- from The Paper Palace book by Miranda Cowley Heller